Armani has been on lots of camping trips with Adventure Club before!! He's camped! In a tent! In the woods! This should be easy!!
Okay, so maybe he's only ever watched other people put up the tent while he fawned over their survivalist skills. But he watched them VERY closely! And he read a wikihow article yesterday! He's confident in his ability to put this tent together!!
The ground cloth is on the ground! Tent stakes? Staked! Poles are IN PLACE!! The tent is UP!! -- But what's this extra joint piece? Probably just a spare, right? Yeah, it's probably just a spare in case one breaks. He pockets it before climbing in and turns around to beam brightly at the other two, gesturing for them to join him. It's holding up!! See?? It's fine!!! He did it!!!
Edited 2019-10-14 02:51 (UTC)
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Laszlo watches with a sort of sadness as the tent Armani constructed slowly but surely collapses in on itself. Laszlo's holding a hammer close to his chest, with the sort of body language that implies he's possibly never held a hammer before in his life.
"Oh no," he says softly as Armani is lost to the tent's vinyl embrace, "Armani."
Edited 2019-10-14 03:04 (UTC)
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Chanel stretches out her hand like everything's in slow motion, but of course, it's not, and it's all a moment too late. She doesn't blame Armani. This was an impossible task, and a clearly inferior tent. As proved by the fact that it collapses around him.
"Oh...darling...get out.." she manages. But this is Armani, her other half, so she reluctantly approaches the sea of cheap plastic and tries to hold it up so he can escape. A losing battle.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Armani's sure he knows the way out, but roots around fruitlessly like a cat trapped under a blanket. It doesn't take long before he lets out a pathetic whine and his attempts to claw his way out become more desperate. "I just.. wanted... the apple danish..." he cries, muffled by his prison.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Laszlo uses his height to reach over both twins, and lifts the skeleton of the tent high enough that he can see Armani's dark, tousled hair. "Are you alright?" he asks, head tilted at a right angle to peer into the guts of the limp structure.
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Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Chanel runs into the entrance with her hands outstretched toward her poor twin. She fetches him out like he's surviving a natural disaster far worse than collapsed plastic. If she had a blanket, she'd probably wrap him in one. "It's fine, it's fine." She assures, "We'll figure it out. It was beautiful, we just need to find where that one piece goes."
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Though Harrison would claim to generally be uninterested in helping others, watching the three Juniors fail is kind of sad, and no one else seems to be stepping up. This should net him good karma or something, but he has a feeling it's just going to create more annoyances for him in the future. With a quiet groan just for himself, he walks over to the group and their very collapsed tent, hands in his pockets.
"I'll fix it." He doesn't sound very excited to be helpful, but here he is.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
That dry, unenthusiastic tone... That overwhelming aura of someone who feels burdened yet obligated to be here... So anxiety-inducing yet so irresistible.
That sounds like Harrison. Is that Harrison?? Yeah, that's Harrison.
Armani slowly creeps out of the tent and into Chanel's arms, keeping an eye on Harrison the entire time. Like a cornered rat waiting for the viper to strike.
But, wait, did he just say he'll fix it? Not leaving the safety of his sister, Armani reaches into his pocket and timidly offers him the unused joint piece.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Chanel is less than happy with this turn of events. She tucks Armani carefully into her arms, glaring daggers at Harrison. She doesn’t trust him, and this really is probably a trick. “We don’t need your help.” She is obliged to snap, even though that’s a lie. Pride really always has been a favorite sin.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Laszlo stares at Harrison with undisguised suspicion. He doesn't want to contradict either twin, so he remains silent. He does, however, let the tent he was holding up drop to the ground. Harrison can pick it up himself if he's so inclined. This is probably a ploy to get back into Armani's good graces, and Laszlo knows how soft Armani is. That's why he needs him and Chanel.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Despite Chanel's protestation, Armani is holding out a piece of the tent that's clearly integral to its stability, suggesting even more that, yes, they do need help. AT least Laszlo isn't complaining as well. Harrison leans to take the joint piece, waving a hand at the group to shoo them further from the tent.
"No? You like sleeping in collapsed tents?" He asks Chanel. As is often the case, his words and actions don't particularly line up, given that he's looking over the structure to determine the quickest way to fix it.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Armani shakes his head in response to the question posed to Chanel. He rests a hand on her forearm and murmurs a quiet, "He's an earth sign," before trying to guide her back a step. Harrison may be aloof and heartless with off-the-chart bad vibes, but he's also a Capricorn and potentially the love of his life. And handsome, and capable, and so selfless and caring even if he pretends otherwise!!!
And Armani is a soft, heart-horny dumbass.
"Can I watch? To learn? How to? For next time? Please?"
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Ah. An earth sign. She breaks at least a million capillaries by resisting an eye roll. But she does resist. This is her twin. And if Harrison Hartshorn is who he wants to pursue via tent seduction, who is she to say otherwise.
Just let it be known she could’ve totally figured it out herself.
She forces a smile that makes it look like she’s going to break her jaw. “Just kidding. Thank you, truly.” She strangles out.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"Yeah, fine, sure, watch, but maybe just use magic next time. And don't thank me." Chanel's tone of voice isn't lost on him, and he doesn't want false appreciation.
Since confirmation from the twins that they actually want a tent to sleep in is enough, Harrison looks over the tent part one last time, and then gets to work undoing some of what has already been done. He's generally silent as he works, though occasionally he makes a comment about where things went wrong for their benefit, and in almost no time the group has a freestanding tent.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Armani also claps. His enthusiasm is definitely more genuine, though a bit over-the-top. "Ohh wowww," he gushes, "So cool! You're so skilled! I'll definitely remember this for next time!" He probably won't. "Thank you so much for helping us, Harrison!"
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Okay, so maybe he's only ever watched other people put up the tent while he fawned over their survivalist skills. But he watched them VERY closely! And he read a wikihow article yesterday! He's confident in his ability to put this tent together!!
The ground cloth is on the ground! Tent stakes? Staked! Poles are IN PLACE!! The tent is UP!! -- But what's this extra joint piece? Probably just a spare, right? Yeah, it's probably just a spare in case one breaks. He pockets it before climbing in and turns around to beam brightly at the other two, gesturing for them to join him. It's holding up!! See?? It's fine!!! He did it!!!
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"Oh no," he says softly as Armani is lost to the tent's vinyl embrace, "Armani."
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"Oh...darling...get out.." she manages. But this is Armani, her other half, so she reluctantly approaches the sea of cheap plastic and tries to hold it up so he can escape. A losing battle.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"It's not even canvas like Laszlo wanted..." Everything's going wrong! He can't do anything right!
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"I'll fix it." He doesn't sound very excited to be helpful, but here he is.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
That sounds like Harrison. Is that Harrison?? Yeah, that's Harrison.
Armani slowly creeps out of the tent and into Chanel's arms, keeping an eye on Harrison the entire time. Like a cornered rat waiting for the viper to strike.
But, wait, did he just say he'll fix it? Not leaving the safety of his sister, Armani reaches into his pocket and timidly offers him the unused joint piece.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"No? You like sleeping in collapsed tents?" He asks Chanel. As is often the case, his words and actions don't particularly line up, given that he's looking over the structure to determine the quickest way to fix it.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
And Armani is a soft, heart-horny dumbass.
"Can I watch? To learn? How to? For next time? Please?"
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Just let it be known she could’ve totally figured it out herself.
She forces a smile that makes it look like she’s going to break her jaw. “Just kidding. Thank you, truly.” She strangles out.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
Since confirmation from the twins that they actually want a tent to sleep in is enough, Harrison looks over the tent part one last time, and then gets to work undoing some of what has already been done. He's generally silent as he works, though occasionally he makes a comment about where things went wrong for their benefit, and in almost no time the group has a freestanding tent.
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis
"You're—" He stops. Compliment him, Laszlo. "Competent. Thank you."
Twinzlo rescued from Tent Hell by their handsome, symmetrical nemesis