Presley doesn't bother to look up from his book before he dives an elbow into Uriah's solar plexus. Clearly, a regular occurrence between the two of them. "I don't know an 'MG'," Presley says. This is the most reverence he's willing show his cheer captain. "And I wouldn't be interested, anyway."
"Ow! Asshole." Uriah pushes back against Presley with one hang rubbing the grievous wound. It does discourage him from touching Presley any further, though, at least for now.
"Not your type?" Scuffle concluded, Uriah soldiers on like nothing is out of the ordinary. He grin is back in place almost immediately "So who are you into? Who's gonna be on your arm at the dance?"
There's a flicker of a smile when Uriah yelps—just the slightest upturn of the corner of Presley's mouth, which flattens again when he can feel Uriah's grin directed at him. Presley refuses to look up. "The assumption that I'm 'into' anyone is the most offensive thing you've said to me lately."
He flips a page. "And yes, your incessant chatter has provided some real competition in that category. But I'm sure you'll top yourself, given five minutes and a scrap of attention."
Encouraged, Uriah leans back in. Just a bit. Just enough to stay in Presley's space. He radiates amusement.
"And here you are, handin' it right to me," he sighs dreamily, but it's too cartoonish to be convincing. "Are you really gonna skip out on another dance? Or are you goin' stag? Better brace yourself for all the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes lookin' for a dance. Your high-an-mighty act's real hard to resist."
"I'm well-aware of my quality, which is precisely why I'm not about to hand out dances for cheap compliments." Presley stares down at the page without absorbing any of the words (Potions plant theory, dull but necessary this week). If he really wanted to study, he could tell Uriah to fuck off, but... ugh. How he hates Potions.
Presley sighs, glancing up at the campfire. "Student Council members have a responsibility to help out at the dance. That is where my interest begins and ends. And no, to whatever bullshit you're about to say."
The smile that splits Uriah's face bursts into laughter, but he hopes Presley can tell how he's trying to control it. He's being so good. Or at least somewhat good. He's being alright. That's all anyone can expect of him.
"What did you think I was gonna say?" he pushes. Uriah's eyes are locked on Presley's even though he refuses to return the favor. "Think I'll accuse you of being into some other girl? What about Pax? Felicity? Or is it a fella? Webby's got some charm."
"Gross," Presley says flatly. Were he in a better mood, he might have acknowledged that their friends are attractive—most people at this school are—but being willing to kiss someone (in specific drunk party circumstances) and being "into" them is not the same thing. Presley is decidedly not "into" anyone.
Unfortunately, Uriah gets what he wants when Presley finally directs a frown at him. "Why are you insistent that I must have a crush on someone? What in the world could have given you that dull impression?"
Uriah & Presley
Uriah & Presley
"Not your type?" Scuffle concluded, Uriah soldiers on like nothing is out of the ordinary. He grin is back in place almost immediately "So who are you into? Who's gonna be on your arm at the dance?"
Uriah & Presley
He flips a page. "And yes, your incessant chatter has provided some real competition in that category. But I'm sure you'll top yourself, given five minutes and a scrap of attention."
Uriah & Presley
"And here you are, handin' it right to me," he sighs dreamily, but it's too cartoonish to be convincing. "Are you really gonna skip out on another dance? Or are you goin' stag? Better brace yourself for all the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes lookin' for a dance. Your high-an-mighty act's real hard to resist."
Uriah & Presley
Presley sighs, glancing up at the campfire. "Student Council members have a responsibility to help out at the dance. That is where my interest begins and ends. And no, to whatever bullshit you're about to say."
Uriah & Presley
"What did you think I was gonna say?" he pushes. Uriah's eyes are locked on Presley's even though he refuses to return the favor. "Think I'll accuse you of being into some other girl? What about Pax? Felicity? Or is it a fella? Webby's got some charm."
Uriah & Presley
Unfortunately, Uriah gets what he wants when Presley finally directs a frown at him. "Why are you insistent that I must have a crush on someone? What in the world could have given you that dull impression?"