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Who wants to go trick or treating with me on Halloween? I'm going to reuse my alien costume, so it's easy.

[Quackenbushes]

Did you know Lionel saved me at the dance?

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You're going to share your candy, right?

[Quackenbushes]
Are you sure he did it on purpose?

You're going trick or treating with me, right?

[Quackenbushes]

How do you do an accidental rescue?

Yes, but what if I suffer a catastrophic injury and am sidelined a quarter of the way through?

[Quackenbushes]
Recklessly. Which would make sense for the sort of person who'd set Berzelius's shoes on fire.

That's an acceptable reason to bail on trick-or-treating, and we'll share our candy with you.

[Quackenbushes]

I don't think you can recklessly accidentally rescue someone.

Thank you. I appreciate that you would meet me halfway, in the event of disaster.

[Quackenbushes]
I'm pretty sure that's exclusively what Bruce Willis does in his movies.

That's why I'm your favorite sister.

[Quackenbushes]

I don't think you're giving Bruce Willis enough credit.

You KNOW I'm bringing a SPLINT Cheesy

You should bring a leash, too, in case I enter a sudden fugue state.

What if I then enter a sudden FUGITIVE state

We could rob a bank and might have a viable defense.

That wouldn't be a viable defense.

I'm not bringing a LEASH.

I'll bring a harness. So you don't choke yourself.

Better bring a full first aid kit.

LET'S DO THE SPOOKY DOOR

[Quackenbushes]
Are you two gonna smooch now

But we can do candy too, right?

[Quackenbushes]

Maybe!

Uh YEAH?? Though the spooky door SHOULD give out candy

[Quackenbushes]
I thought his heart was all putter-patter for Val but MAYBE you STOLE HIM AWAY

Edited (I'm leaving putter-patter it feels right) 2019-10-30 16:34 (UTC)

It should. Or SOMETHING.

[Quackenbushes]

Is he???? I can't compete with HER.

mmmmm candy

that's a yus for me

Yes! What's your costume?

i was also an alien for homecoming. could do that again or i could be a centaur.

You should be an alien centaur!

i'm in. i plan on trick or treating well into my twenties, personally.

sure, why not

I mean, that'd be the most appropriate time for it.

You think if we went on Nov 1, we could convince people that they forgot it's Halloween and get them to give us more stuff?

You just show up to clear out their leftover candy and prevent them from eating all of it because they’re depressed over how dark it gets at 5 o’clock. It’s a SERVICE.

Exactly! It's like when the stores discount leftover candy to get rid of it.

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