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[pageantree]

Who wants to go trick or treating with me on Halloween? I'm going to reuse my alien costume, so it's easy.

[Quackenbushes]

Did you know Lionel saved me at the dance?

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[artistree]

You're going to share your candy, right?

[Quackenbushes]
Are you sure he did it on purpose?

[pageantree]

You're going trick or treating with me, right?

[Quackenbushes]

How do you do an accidental rescue?

[artistree]

Yes, but what if I suffer a catastrophic injury and am sidelined a quarter of the way through?

[Quackenbushes]
Recklessly. Which would make sense for the sort of person who'd set Berzelius's shoes on fire.

[pageantree]

That's an acceptable reason to bail on trick-or-treating, and we'll share our candy with you.

[Quackenbushes]

I don't think you can recklessly accidentally rescue someone.

[artistree]

Thank you. I appreciate that you would meet me halfway, in the event of disaster.

[Quackenbushes]
I'm pretty sure that's exclusively what Bruce Willis does in his movies.

[pageantree]

That's why I'm your favorite sister.

[Quackenbushes]

I don't think you're giving Bruce Willis enough credit.

[circuitree]

You KNOW I'm bringing a SPLINT Cheesy

[artistree]

You should bring a leash, too, in case I enter a sudden fugue state.

[circuitree]

What if I then enter a sudden FUGITIVE state

[artistree]

We could rob a bank and might have a viable defense.

[pageantree]

That wouldn't be a viable defense.

[pageantree]

I'm not bringing a LEASH.

I'll bring a harness. So you don't choke yourself.

[pageantree]

Better bring a full first aid kit.