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[crowhop]

What's La Chair Enchantée mean anyhow?

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[crowhop]

Ah yes, that seems more likely.

[negligently]

sounds like you went to a porn studio

[necrodanseuse]

But one that tries to pass itself off as awfully artistic

[negligently]

they call it adult entertainment and no one can use funny sex pun stage names

[necrodanseuse]

Well there’s most of the fun gone.

[crowhop]

They had a reservation book and Jack Daniels. They were very prepared.

[negligently]

aw man i wish i'd gone to the whiskey magic meat sex club with you

[crowhop]

It's out there waiting for you to discover it. Maybe you have to want it enough.

[negligently]

i'm never gonna get lost in a secret village full of monsters at this rate

[crowhop]

Aw babe, are we not monstrous enough for you?

[negligently]

a real monster would let me sleep all day and fail all my classes because i got lost in the abyss

[crowhop]

I can bring your homework to the abyss

[necrodanseuse]

What was it actually like?

[crowhop]

Dirty. Cold. Surprisingly little looting.

[necrodanseuse]

But was there flesh?
Enchanted or otherwise?

[crowhop]

Just all the skin Sexy Timotheye was showing. Guess my legs weren't enchanting enough.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, there’s time to work on that before next Halloween

[crowhop]

I can't show back up in hell in the same costume, though.

[necrodanseuse]

No, you can’t. But it has to have equal or greater skin.
Maybe sexy bearigold.

[crowhop]

Ohh, and she's practically naked.

[necrodanseuse]

Making for an excellent revenge costume