crowhop: ((=) lmao ya ok)
Mary Grace O'Malley ([personal profile] crowhop) wrote in [community profile] peckenpaugh2019-11-05 07:36 am
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What's La Chair Enchantée mean anyhow?
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negligently: (🎸124)

[personal profile] negligently 2019-11-05 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
one with a real bad working environment

when i inevitably turn to porn after my music career fails i only want to bone on fine leather sofas
crowhop: ((/) shitty kid)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-11-05 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't leather stick to your ass
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[personal profile] negligently 2019-11-05 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i hate it when you have a good point

so maybe just a nice stain resistant cotton
crowhop: ((+) laugh it off)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-11-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A tasteful floral pattern.
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[personal profile] negligently 2019-11-05 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
it's starting to sound like my grandma's living room
crowhop: ((=) doorway)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-11-05 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a fetish for everything
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[personal profile] negligently 2019-11-05 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
this scenario's getting a little weird for me

i don't want to pander to any granny fetishes
crowhop: ((=) side eye)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-11-05 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bet they pay real good.
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[personal profile] negligently 2019-11-05 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
i haven't lost all my pride yet

just think of what those kinky perverts would do to me, i'm so fucking cute
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[personal profile] crowhop 2019-11-05 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd wanna fatten you up with Werther's Originals first
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[personal profile] bratsquatch 2019-11-05 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
whats your porn name gonna be?
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