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[teratophilia]

ms. beefy's house was really cute. she was so kind too :( do you think mr. trullinger would pass on holiday cards we wanted to send or is that rude to even ask of him?

[Tree Goths + Laszlo]

where's a romantic local spot to bring a boy that's quiet and peaceful and not too cold but also not too boring? he's not high maintenance, but he's a little hard to impress.

[Harrison]

hi, harrison! looks like we'll be spending a lot of time together this month. C: when are you free? my best weekdays are tuesdays and fridays.

[Laszlo]

speaking! of! dates! thank you again for going to homecoming with me !!! i owe you big time so let me do something nice for you, okay?

[Warded much, much later and after a good Mitski cry... to Uriah]

hi, uriah! c: i saw you at the party and i'm sorry to pry, but are you and tybalt a thing now?

Comments

Tree Goths & Co

[necrodanseuse]

A low bar.

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

True. I'm just relieved it's not actually Josh.

Tree Goths & Co

[teratophilia]

he's not really my type

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

I'd say you're not really his, either, but I don't actually know what his type is.

Tree Goths & Co

[teratophilia]

olive garden unlimited breadsticks

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

We got banned from Golden Corral last summer because he wouldn't stop eating pizza.

Tree Goths & Co

[teratophilia]

in his defense, it's an all you can eat buffet and it's really not fair to suddenly put a limit on how much he can eat just because they realized he can eat an alarming amount?

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

I know. It wasn't even that much pizza. If you averaged it out between him and me it would only be slightly excessive.

Tree Goths & Co

[filigreed]

That's everyone's type.

Tree Goths & Co

[notpoison]

That's true.

Tree Goths & Co

[filigreed]

Exactly. They're unlimited and they're good. No complaints.

Tree Goths & Co

[necrodanseuse]

They're not good.

Tree Goths & Co

[notpoison]

I want to eat breadsticks and pasta now.

Tree Goths & Co

[quidditched]

Yeah.

Tree Goths & Co

[filigreed]

Thank you.

Tree Goths & Co

[necrodanseuse]

He's very sweet, though.

Re: Tree Goths & Co

[teratophilia]

he issss but like

you know

Tree Goths & Co

[necrodanseuse]

I know, I know.

Tree Goths & Co

[notpoison]

Simple.

Tree Goths & Co

[teratophilia]

bless his heart

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

Don't be mean to Josh. That's my job.

Tree Goths & Co

[notpoison]

Noted. I don't want to leave you unemployed.

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

And since we're on the subject, nobody kiss him either.

Tree Goths & Co

[lockit]

Yes, like a golden retriever. I'm sure he'll find his forever home someday.

Tree Goths & Co

[necrodanseuse]

As long as it's not also near a dumpster.