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[Warded to Thorntrail Junior Girls]

I got a book called The Paladin of the Abyss at the book sale. Apparently it reads itself aloud. So, just a warning.

Or maybe we can have cabin storytime sessions.

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I found Beyoncé conspiracy literature.

Wow. Tell me more.

Edited 2019-11-07 18:19 (UTC)

I'm going to have to do that in the form of a dramatic reading during storytime.

Can't wait!

How many wives is too many wives?

I think I found a book to help answer and I’m awfully curious

It depends on what all the people involved consent to, I guess.

In theory you’re right, but I’m bracing for the bad joke to be one

Ah yes, Straight Men (TM) culture.

Honest question: if there was a situation in which there was one (1) husband and two or more (2+) wives, don't you think the wives would immediately start teaming up on him?

Oh, for sure.
And I'm only about halfway through this one, but my prediction is so far that they're just going to kick out the husband and surprise, there's never too many wives, because now everyone's a wife.

It really seems like a bad plan for men no matter how you spin it.

But they're likely too stupid to know it.

Male hubris strikes again.

Should've been careful what they wished for!

On the other hand, the world might be a better place if every man had three women telling him what to do.

But what an awful lot of work.

Exactly. Who needs husbands anyway?

Not these [...] four and counting wives, that's for sure.

That's fine. I own very good earplugs.

Great.

You might be missing out on an amazing story, though.

It sounds like fantasy.

Yeah, it is.

Fantasy is boring.

How dare you?

...Well, to each their own, I guess.

I'm not very imaginative.

Well, STEM takes imagination, doesn't it? Just a different kind of imagination.

No, I don't think it does. I've never imagined anything. Ask anyone.

I mean, like, imagining ways to solve a math problem? That takes creativity.

How's your binary?

01000100 01100101 01100011 01100101 01101110 01110100 00101110

Perfect.

I hope that doesn't say, "Fiona is a doofus."

It's only seven letters, so it's "Fiona is" at worst.

Oh. Please forgive my ignorance.

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