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How we doin this mornin, y’all?

Zettler and I broke the 1997 Quodpot Championship Trophy.

And Ms. Dorkins called my Movember stash ‘stressful.’

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I’m going to auction off my plus one spot, so there’s always that. I figure I’ve got to be, we share a criminal history now.

Threaten to sell the story to the tabloids.

Or the school paper.

Edited (I SUPPOSE IT'S JUST THE ONE STORY sjfhakdn) 2019-11-12 00:35 (UTC)

Oh, both. Unless she invites the entire current junior class to give a toast at her wedding, absolutely both.

I wish we committed more crimes as a class, you know? A class that blackmails together is a class that comes back together as a group to take care of the first person to crack. It'll force us to actually attend reunions!

We should all come together and confess one very personal thing, so that we have leverage over one another.

Or just all do a murder together so we all know what we did last summer, that sounds easier.

It would be easier for you to commit a murder than admit something personal about yourself?

With 39 other people,I wouldn't have to do much of the dirty work at all.

See, that’s why the murder thing will never work. You’d turn us in for immunity at the first chance you got.

Hey, I'm no snitch.

You are not inspiring conspiratorial confidence in me.

I think I'll prove it when it counts.

Strange.

What is?

That you would rather kill than be seen. Even in a hypothetical.

[...] Well I guess it depends on who.

On who you'd have to kill or confess to, Tybalt?

Yes!

You should join the creative writing club.

I am reading a book for fun, right now. Maybe I'm becoming literary.

You're certainly precise with your words.

What book?

Please take that back.

I'll ask the judge to strike it from the record but the jury's already heard it.

The end of me.

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