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divination. take note. apparently. some margin of error with alphitomancy

can someone

please

tell the freshmen i'm innocent

i just didn't have breakfast.

i don't even like pudding

i wonder how many innocent hungry greeks were also murdered for this.

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What the hell is alphitomancy?

You've definitely got better things to do than steal pudding. They should know that.

How about someone just telling them to back off? You shouldn't have to defend your innocence to them.

Edited (words jesus christ) 2019-11-14 01:28 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure Bearigold stole it. I found some in her woods!!

If people left it where Bearigold could get it, she deserves to have it.

Edited (Merlin Pletcher: Animal Thief Apologist.) 2019-11-14 01:34 (UTC)

an ancient greek practice in which people
would divine who did a murder
by eating barley bread

the one with indigestion was the murderer

and my stomach did one sound

aww no
it's ok

i mean that'd probably just convince them i was hiding something
and i have to teach them all year

hey how'd the bread taste though

all of it?

like

healthy

and a little dense

[...] No disrespect to ~~any of that junk~~ divination but that seems like it'd be pretty prone to false positives.

like i said
possible margin of error
but they were so creative about it

You think? I know they won't listen to logic, but maybe I can spook them just a little into behaving, regardless of their suspicions.

the most suspicious thing about you is that you don't like pudding

Creative and wrong isn't much of a combination.

An ache is different than a rumble.

i mean
i can always just "See Things" in a crystal ball
about the horrible fates of disruptive students
if it gets Too Too bad.
it's the most effective discipline method i've found