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[andpoke]

divination. take note. apparently. some margin of error with alphitomancy

can someone

please

tell the freshmen i'm innocent

i just didn't have breakfast.

i don't even like pudding

i wonder how many innocent hungry greeks were also murdered for this.

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[merlinpletcher]

What the hell is alphitomancy?

You've definitely got better things to do than steal pudding. They should know that.

[andpoke]

an ancient greek practice in which people
would divine who did a murder
by eating barley bread

the one with indigestion was the murderer

and my stomach did one sound

[merlinpletcher]

[...] No disrespect to any of that junk divination but that seems like it'd be pretty prone to false positives.

[andpoke]

like i said
possible margin of error
but they were so creative about it

[merlinpletcher]

Creative and wrong isn't much of a combination.

[andpoke]

i mean
nothing's foolproof.