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[andpoke]

divination. take note. apparently. some margin of error with alphitomancy

can someone

please

tell the freshmen i'm innocent

i just didn't have breakfast.

i don't even like pudding

i wonder how many innocent hungry greeks were also murdered for this.

Comments

[merlinpletcher]

What the hell is alphitomancy?

You've definitely got better things to do than steal pudding. They should know that.

[andpoke]

an ancient greek practice in which people
would divine who did a murder
by eating barley bread

the one with indigestion was the murderer

and my stomach did one sound

[merlinpletcher]

[...] No disrespect to any of that junk divination but that seems like it'd be pretty prone to false positives.

[illtemperedhart]

How about someone just telling them to back off? You shouldn't have to defend your innocence to them.

[andpoke]

aww no
it's ok

i mean that'd probably just convince them i was hiding something
and i have to teach them all year

[illtemperedhart]

You think? I know they won't listen to logic, but maybe I can spook them just a little into behaving, regardless of their suspicions.

[ohwormhole]

I'm pretty sure Bearigold stole it. I found some in her woods!!

[merlinpletcher]

If people left it where Bearigold could get it, she deserves to have it.

[ohwormhole]

Finders keepers is a good rule!!

[girlbeast]

bearigold deserves all of the good things tbh

[andpoke]

all of it?

[ohwormhole]

One creamed corn can's worth!! But there was also suspicious boxes nearby!!

[gasgiant]

hey how'd the bread taste though

[andpoke]

like

healthy

and a little dense

[gasgiant]

i bet ciabatta would be a MUCH better determiner of guilt tbh

the barley wouldn't hold up in court

[bratsquatch]

the most suspicious thing about you is that you don't like pudding

[andpoke]

well don't get me wrong
i'll eat a good pudding
but
the dessert world is so vast

[bratsquatch]

can't argue with you on that point

[tristfully]

An ache is different than a rumble.

[andpoke]

what i tried to say

[tristfully]

Why do you think Dr. Huang didn’t want to demonstrate?

[quodpotted]

alphitomancy was never my favorite

[andpoke]

not a barley fan?

[constanza]

still with the goddamn pudding

[andpoke]

you'd think
by now
we could just
i don't know
order more