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[andpoke]

divination. take note. apparently. some margin of error with alphitomancy

can someone

please

tell the freshmen i'm innocent

i just didn't have breakfast.

i don't even like pudding

i wonder how many innocent hungry greeks were also murdered for this.

Comments

[quodpotted]

nah I just overeat a lot and don't like looking guilty for no reason

[andpoke]

it's something to be approached
with a satisfied but not oversatisfied
digestive system
for sure

[quodpotted]

right and see I'm just like ok but what if I ate just one more piece of bread

[andpoke]

then
you're a thief
i'm afraid

[quodpotted]

then I guess I'm like a nymphomaniac cause I'm always hungry

[andpoke]

thought that'd be more
always thirsty

[quodpotted]

I do like a cold coke now and then

[andpoke]

nice tall glass?

[quodpotted]

sure what else?

[tristfully]

Yeah?

[quodpotted]

I mean not literally mama didn't raise no thief

[tristfully]

She must have raised you to ask politely.

[quodpotted]

well of course. you ask politely or pay the price

[tristfully]

What is the price?

[quodpotted]

I mean that depends on what you get?

[tristfully]

Do you have expensive tastes?

[quodpotted]

nah I don't reckon I do

[tristfully]

Hey Wyatt, you should ask Uriah if he's a nymphomaniac, too.

[quodpotted]

I think I'd know if any of my roommates were?

[tristfully]

He may just surprise you.

[quodpotted]

that wouldn't be a very nice surprise