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What the hell is a "snaggletoothed humgruffin" anyway? Is that some sort of hillbilly slang that I don't get?

Ha, I walked back by and someone had put a paper bag over her head. She didn't say anything this time, so it's either her eyes or her ears, I gotta think.

Ooh I wonder what she said to deserve that. What's WORSE than calling someone a snaggletoothed humgruffin?? Hey, maybe we can try blindfolding her or putting on some earmuffs and see what happens then??

I'm up for anything in the name of science. It's a worthy goal. You think she can smack us if we get that close, though? We're gonna have to leviosa them onto her.

She was inanimate before she started yelling insults, so I'm HOPING not!! But leviosa works too.

I'm not sure I wanna chance how far the spell goes. Those look like some sturdy arms.

Getting knocked out by a statue is NOT on my bucket list.

Mine either. Not even for the 'gram. Leviosa it is.

And now we have also blown all chance for an alibi.

Alibis are for people who intend to break rules! Giving our illustrious founder some temporary headwear in the name of science is harmless.

I like the way you think. And anyway, we are seeking to learn here. It's practically schoolwork.

Exactly. This is how brilliant discoveries are made!

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