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[quidditched]

Pocket's real excited about her party. Not quite sure what she's cooking up.

[Chanel, Armani, Wyatt, and Ramona]

[...] So.

[...] Weird [...] thing happened last night.

Comments

[crowhop]

I swear to God if she cuts someone in half

[quidditched]

Think she can [...] put them back together ?

[crowhop]

Probably quite literally ass-backwards.

[quidditched]

Be a real new perspective on life.

[crowhop]

If you could figure out how to fly like that St. Hyginus wouldn't know how to stop you.

[quidditched]

Gotta work that into drills now.

[princeofcat]

Even their money can’t buy reverse vision or creativity

[quidditched]

[...] Got any more pointers ?

[princeofcat]

Don’t worry about breaking their equipment because they’ll be able to replace it.

Not much. I only trained with them for a little.

[quidditched]

Cool. Never feel bad fucking up rich kids.

[princeofcat]

Never have, never will

[quidditched]

Fuck yeah.

[teratophilia]

would it still look cool to sit backwards in chairs if that's what you need to do to face forward

[crowhop]

Yes but only if you also turn your hat backwards and then teach some underprivileged youths how to ballroom dance or do calculus or something

[quodpotted]

poetry