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[themurderbird]

I am VERY excited to announce that I've made my very first Arithmancy prediction! There is an approximate 80% that the world will end in 2019.

Don't think that excuses you from our competition this month, marching band! We're still going to practice like all our lives depend on it. Who knows, maybe they do!

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[damnnearkilledem]

I'm already devoting so much creativity to competition, though.

[themurderbird]

You'll need to summon up a bit more, then.

[damnnearkilledem]

Do you give bribes for better creativity?

[themurderbird]

Perhaps.

[damnnearkilledem]

Hmmmm. Come to a Muggle Magic Club meeting.

[themurderbird]

And in exchange?

[damnnearkilledem]

I will [...] bring some real ass thunder to competition.

And also let you do experiments on me if you want.

[themurderbird]

Okay.

[...] Just for attending one club meeting?

[damnnearkilledem]

[...]

Should I ask for Wh Well

[..........]

Now hold on I gotta think about it.

[themurderbird]

We should put the agreement in writing.

[damnnearkilledem]

Gonna need a mediator to review it.

A Are [...] Are we gonna sign it in blood?

[themurderbird]

Unbiased 3rd party?

Seems unnecessarily unsanitary.