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[themurderbird]

I am VERY excited to announce that I've made my very first Arithmancy prediction! There is an approximate 80% that the world will end in 2019.

Don't think that excuses you from our competition this month, marching band! We're still going to practice like all our lives depend on it. Who knows, maybe they do!

Comments

[damnnearkilledem]

But what if [...] I want to herald the apocalypse?

[themurderbird]

You may do so on December 30th or 31st.

[damnnearkilledem]

You are not leaving me with a lot of time, here, Trudy.

[constanza]

if only

[themurderbird]

I did the math!

[constanza]

you're brilliant so i believe you

[andpoke]

oh


well


let's make these last 28 days count, folks

[themurderbird]

What will you do with your final 28 days?

[andpoke]

god
i don't know
not graduate high school
maybe go home
maybe convince kyle
he'd be cooler
with a snake tattoo

[ecchymotic]

Those are troubling statistics.

[themurderbird]

All things die sooner or later.

[ecchymotic]

Yeah, totally. But going by the average lifespan of someone that's both my gender and ethnicity, I'm not SUPPOSED to be dead for at least a little while.

[nublada]

But I have thi [...] I don't think I'll cancel my calendar reminders until we're at 100%.

[themurderbird]

Fair enough. It won't do any harm if they go off and there's no one around to hear them anyway.

[nublada]

Depending on the sort of apocalypse we're looking at, there could still be ears to hear them! I have calendar notifications set up all the way into 2023, which is plenty of time for roving bands of mutated marauders to take over an area and an unlikely hero to hide from them, just a few feet from my (metaphorically) ticking (metaphorical) time bomb.

[gasgiant]

what should i do before i die
OH
OR
what should i do if i survive the end times

[themurderbird]

Make a list for each, just in case!

[gasgiant]

i started out strong with 'farm' and now i don't know where to go from there

[wildchild]

Can we like.......... edit-undo whatever is going to cause world end? I have things I need to do.

[themurderbird]

There's a 20% chance, sure!

[wildchild]

Trudes, use your big brain for more info!! We need action items.

[negligently]

is everyone going to start hooking up now that they know it's the end times

[themurderbird]

Weren't you doing that already?

[merlinpletcher]

That's not going to happen.

[themurderbird]

Why?