themurderbird: (234)
Gertrude Judith McGilligüddy is Cheryl ([personal profile] themurderbird) wrote in [community profile] peckenpaugh2019-12-02 08:07 pm

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I am VERY excited to announce that I've made my very first Arithmancy prediction! There is an approximate 80% that the world will end in 2019.

Don't think that excuses you from our competition this month, marching band! We're still going to practice like all our lives depend on it. Who knows, maybe they do!
nublada: ((t) nuh nuh no)

[personal profile] nublada 2019-12-03 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
If resources are scarce and our goats become a luxury commodity, there's a chance someone will use the goat stink to track us down and steal him.
gasgiant: (👾 fry doubt)

[personal profile] gasgiant 2019-12-03 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
yeah but i was thinking we could like make and sell cheese [...] or baby goats i guess [...] and get rich in phone popsockets or whatever the currency of the future will be and buy some protection
nublada: ((l) not cool)

[personal profile] nublada 2019-12-03 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't trust anyone who sells their protection. We need to cultivate their loyalty.
gasgiant: (👾 you don't say)

[personal profile] gasgiant 2019-12-03 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
so we give people free goat cheese

[...]

say like once a day

[...]

and they start to like us more and we earn their loyalty THAT way
nublada: ((?) you hearin this)

[personal profile] nublada 2019-12-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
But not everyone. Some people will try to take advantage of us.
gasgiant: (👾 ah yes)

[personal profile] gasgiant 2019-12-03 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
good thing we both got the muscles