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[illtemperedhart]

Obviously, there are going to be some hiccups when it comes to Mr. Potkin replacing Mr. Lukashenko, so bear with us during this adjustment. [..............] If you need extra help with your self-crocheting charms, just ask. Me.

The [...] thing with Mr. Potkin today wasn't really a big deal. But we don't need a repeat.

[........]

And stop eating so many cupcakes at once.

Comments

[quodpotted]

pff. no.

[illtemperedhart]

It's a waste, but fine.

[quodpotted]

how is it a waste?

[illtemperedhart]

Someone took the time to bake them, and they're not just flavorless piles of nothingness.

[princeofcat]

Yeah, no.

[illtemperedhart]

I tried.

[princeofcat]

And noted

[magsmillion]

It's like you don't even understand the concept of the word 'contest'.

[illtemperedhart]

I understand, I just think it's stupid.

[magsmillion]

I don't know, once you get into the first dozen, it's like a self-perpetuating cycle. I can't believe I cut out at twenty-three. I'm so ashamed of myself.

[gasgiant]

harrison

you're my hero

[illtemperedhart]

I should have let it smother me. I'm not.

[gasgiant]

i've never seen anything more inspiring and i've watched rudy like 300 times

[merlinpletcher]

Never bake for them again. This is a disgrace.

[...]

What happened with Potkin?

[illtemperedhart]

I'm glad someone else thinks it's as ridiculous as I do.

[................]

One of his crocheting charms backfired and his blanket attacked him.

[merlinpletcher]

It's like you said; it's a waste. I should've let them get poisoned.

[......]

For fuck's sake.

[opsia]

got to say i ain't never seen a blanket try that before.

[illtemperedhart]

It was definitely a first for me too. And ideally a last. How could he mess up

[opsia]

takes some skill to piss off yarn, though.

[recordskip]

okay but real talk how do i get myself devoured by a blanket. that is the dream i never knew i had

[illtemperedhart]

Be questionable at crochet charms.

If you're going to do it, don't do it while you're at school.

[recordskip]

yeah, but specifically walking the line between making a living blanket that wants to encase you in a yarny tomb and making something explode. it's a science. a science of questionability? on second thought, i should probably consult a quacken. at the very least, then if something goes more wrong than intended it won't land on me

Harrison

[andpoke]

hey
wanted to check
how’re you dealing
with puddinggate 2019

and i guess also now
rampant cupcake abuse

Audrey/Harrison

[illtemperedhart]

Fine, I guess. Annoyed, mostly. I just

[...]

Something else must be going on, right? You don't put someone on administrative leave for just that.

And the cupcake stuff is just a drop in the sea of annoyance lately.

Audrey/Harrison

[andpoke]

no i thought so too
it seems
strange
not that it’s your responsibility but
had you noticed
he seemed different?
lately?

but eeek
I’m sorry
what else is going down