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[quidditched]

How hard's raising cactuses ?

[JV Quodpot]

[...] Had a real strong season opener, but expect a fight this weekend. St. Hyginus might be able to buy themselves fancy fliers, but that'll only get them so far without teamwork. So. You know. Inspiring words about being a team go here. Fuck.

Known for fouling a bunch and getting physical too, so be on the lookout for that and not afraid to give as good as you get. [...] Me and Willow'll do what we can to add to defense so Sparrows can focus on what they do best.

Lemme know if you got any concerns going into the weekend. [...] Gonna keep up with those flying drills the rest of the week. Know they ain't fun, but we're here to learn as much to win.

[Chanel]

Hey

About the other day

Shit.

Comments

[necrodanseuse]

It can’t be that hard. They get by in the desert just fine, and that’s a barren wasteland

[quidditched]

[...] [...] [...] Yeah. Right. Makes sense.

[necrodanseuse]

[...] Are you becoming a cactus father?

[quidditched]

[...] Wouldn't [...] put it that way. [...] Was thinking of [...] getting some ? . ?

[necrodanseuse]

Well that's what I said, of course.

[...] [Eddy]
How're you feeling today, darling.

[quidditched]

[...] Gonna let a cat [...] eat them ?

[Chanel]

[...] [...] Like I owe you an apology.

[necrodanseuse]

The Cactus Kitten?
Isn't that technically cannibalism?

[Eddy]
Oh, please.
You were a perfect gentleman. Don't you dare be weird at me.

[quidditched]

Think she's less a cactus and more [...] you are what you eat ?

[Eddy]

[...] Not [...] being [...] weird.

[necrodanseuse]

Or do you eat what you are.

[Eddy]

Promise?

[quidditched]

Maybe a bit of both. Little killer, for sure.

[Chanel]

Ehhhhhhhh.

[necrodanseuse]

As she should be.

[Eddy]

[...] Ughh.

I'm really sorry.
It wasn't your fault.

Chanel/Eddy

[quidditched]

Just [...] [...] [...] embarrassed. Sorry you had to deal with that.

It was [...] I don't know. Weird.

Feelings.

I don't know.

Chanel/Eddy

[necrodanseuse]

I know. They're horrible, huh.

Well.
Take all the time you need to sort it out.
But I'll be here when you're ready, nothing changed.
Okay?

Chanel/Eddy

[quidditched]

[...] Weren't. But. Weren't real right

Not like that.

Should know better than to

[...]

Okay.

Chanel/Eddy

[necrodanseuse]

Well. No, I'm sure being in love with me is amazing.


[...] That was a joke.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Chanel/Eddy

[quidditched]

It's [.......] nice

It's

Shit Fuck

[...] [...] [...] [...] [...] Worst afternoon of my life.

Chanel/Eddy

[necrodanseuse]

Well thank god for that.

It’s over, anyway.
...Right?

Chanel/Eddy

[quidditched]

Ye Yea I Shit [...] Can only go up from here.

[.....] Yeah ? [...] . Swearing off sugar.

Chanel/Eddy

[necrodanseuse]

And high time.
Two dozen cupcakes, Eddy.

Chanel/Eddy

[quidditched]

[...] Charity ?

Wasn't even close to winning.

Chanel/Eddy

[necrodanseuse]

Was anyone, if we really think about it.

Chanel/Eddy

[quidditched]

[...] Would've sworn off sugar after using the certificate if I'd won.