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[wrencredible]

Sophomore class!

You've all been recruited as holiday cheer warriors this year! Welcome aboard, agents!

And just in case someone missed the singing cherubs, Holidaygram orders are open this week! Spread some holiday cheer during dreary midterms season!

Did anyone else almost cry during the DADA exam

Comments

[scarletthatfield]

what's a holiday cheer warrior

[wrencredible]

Someone on the front lines of spreading holiday cheer, of course!

[scarletthatfield]

who we fightin, the grinch?

[wrencredible]

Him and every other bah humbug out there.

[ecchymotic]

Physical or emotional warfare?

[bigshoulders]

I would like to know this too.

And what's our compensation plan.

[wrencredible]

Everyone gets the warm fuzzy priceless feeling that comes from helping out the less fortunate.

And gluing pom poms on candy canes.

[bigshoulders]

This seems like a bad deal.
But I'll help.

[wrencredible]

Think of it more like a mission. Or a calling.

You are the Holiday Cheer Chosen Ones.

[artistree]

I can absolutely be trusted with a sword.

[scarletthatfield]

we get swords? sign me the fuck up

[artistree]

I can only assume that's what holiday warrior-ing entails. Maybe a morning star or something.

[scarletthatfield]

ain't no better way to spread cheer than with a sharp spiky thing

[artistree]

Have you really experienced the yuletide season if you haven't heard Carol of the Bells performed with medieval weaponry?

[scarletthatfield]

I'm gonna say no

[pageantree]

No swords!!

[scarletthatfield]

k just morning stars then

[wrencredible]

Only morning stars made out of popcorn balls.

[artistree]

I'm not sure those will be adequate for crushing armor.

[wrencredible]

The only armor we need to crush is the cold black coating over people's hearts.

[artistree]

Metaphorical armor. I guess I'll need a pen and ink.

[wrencredible]

That is in fact one of the best ways to spread holiday cheer!

[pageantree]

No!

[scarletthatfield]

warriors need weapons

[artistree]

We'll find some weaponry that skirts by the auditing panel eventually.

[artistree]

Maybe?

[pageantree]

No weapons!! [...] Other than wands!

[circuitree]

Then you're gonna have to cut off my HANDS and RAZOR SHARP WIT

[artistree]

What if I hold my wand like a sword?

[recordskip]

what if i hold a sword like a wand

[artistree]

I suppose it depends on the weight of the sword. Epee or bastard? Big difference.

[circuitree]

It's been a LIFELONG DREAM to dodge the draft!!!!!

[wrencredible]

Caught you!

[circuitree]

I HAVE FLAT FEET

[wrencredible]

No foot discrimination here!

[recordskip]

always wanted to move to canada and live in an attic

[recordskip]

rah rah sis boom bah

[wrencredible]

Perfect! Just maybe a little more pizzazz!

[recordskip]

RAH RAH SIS BOOM BAAAAH

[wrencredible]

That's what I like to see!