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[wrencredible]

Sophomore class!

You've all been recruited as holiday cheer warriors this year! Welcome aboard, agents!

And just in case someone missed the singing cherubs, Holidaygram orders are open this week! Spread some holiday cheer during dreary midterms season!

Did anyone else almost cry during the DADA exam

Comments

[pageantree]

No swords!!

[scarletthatfield]

k just morning stars then

[wrencredible]

Only morning stars made out of popcorn balls.

[artistree]

I'm not sure those will be adequate for crushing armor.

[wrencredible]

The only armor we need to crush is the cold black coating over people's hearts.

[artistree]

Metaphorical armor. I guess I'll need a pen and ink.

[wrencredible]

That is in fact one of the best ways to spread holiday cheer!

[pageantree]

No!

[scarletthatfield]

warriors need weapons

[artistree]

We'll find some weaponry that skirts by the auditing panel eventually.

[artistree]

Maybe?

[pageantree]

No weapons!! [...] Other than wands!

[circuitree]

Then you're gonna have to cut off my HANDS and RAZOR SHARP WIT

[artistree]

What if I hold my wand like a sword?

[recordskip]

what if i hold a sword like a wand

[artistree]

I suppose it depends on the weight of the sword. Epee or bastard? Big difference.