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[wrencredible]

Sophomore class!

You've all been recruited as holiday cheer warriors this year! Welcome aboard, agents!

And just in case someone missed the singing cherubs, Holidaygram orders are open this week! Spread some holiday cheer during dreary midterms season!

Did anyone else almost cry during the DADA exam

Comments

[artistree]

I can absolutely be trusted with a sword.

[scarletthatfield]

we get swords? sign me the fuck up

[artistree]

I can only assume that's what holiday warrior-ing entails. Maybe a morning star or something.

[scarletthatfield]

ain't no better way to spread cheer than with a sharp spiky thing

[artistree]

Have you really experienced the yuletide season if you haven't heard Carol of the Bells performed with medieval weaponry?

[scarletthatfield]

I'm gonna say no

[pageantree]

No swords!!

[scarletthatfield]

k just morning stars then

[wrencredible]

Only morning stars made out of popcorn balls.

[artistree]

I'm not sure those will be adequate for crushing armor.

[wrencredible]

The only armor we need to crush is the cold black coating over people's hearts.

[artistree]

Metaphorical armor. I guess I'll need a pen and ink.

[wrencredible]

That is in fact one of the best ways to spread holiday cheer!

[pageantree]

No!

[scarletthatfield]

warriors need weapons

[artistree]

We'll find some weaponry that skirts by the auditing panel eventually.

[artistree]

Maybe?

[pageantree]

No weapons!! [...] Other than wands!

[circuitree]

Then you're gonna have to cut off my HANDS and RAZOR SHARP WIT

[artistree]

What if I hold my wand like a sword?

[recordskip]

what if i hold a sword like a wand

[artistree]

I suppose it depends on the weight of the sword. Epee or bastard? Big difference.