peckenpaugh | (no subject)

So my idiot brother pulls me aside yesterday. All secretive and whispery and shit - if you ignore the fact that he's built like a brick shithouse and doesn't know how to speak in anything quieter than a sonic boom.

And you know what this moron's asking? What this dipstick's pulling out of his ass?

24 hours. This fucking idiot's gonna give me 24 hours. To make a fucking engagement ring.

Fuck's wrong with him? Who dropped him on his head as an infant?

Jesus fuck.

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I got it done. But. C'mon.