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So my idiot brother pulls me aside yesterday. All secretive and whispery and shit - if you ignore the fact that he's built like a brick shithouse and doesn't know how to speak in anything quieter than a sonic boom.

And you know what this moron's asking? What this dipstick's pulling out of his ass?

24 hours. This fucking idiot's gonna give me 24 hours. To make a fucking engagement ring.

Fuck's wrong with him? Who dropped him on his head as an infant?

Jesus fuck.

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I got it done. But. C'mon.

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Is he finally proposing?
I mean I thought it’d be in person and not by post but this is fine. What should I wear??

That's disgusting.

C'mon, you have better taste than this. Luke has maybe three brain cells.

Excuse you, Luke’s a catch.

Which I hope his betrothed is aware of. Who is this, actually? Do we like them?

Sure, catch him. But throw him back immediately.

Pax's sister is somehow still dating him. But "betrothed" implies that it won't take Luke another six years of dating to actually pop the question.

You’re going to be sisters in law by the time you’re old!!!

Yes! If Luke doesn't die in a tragic cave-in. Or after forgetting to look both ways when crossing the street.

A tragic end is beautiful too

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross af.

Also, does the man not understand how time works?

He had a fucking week to ask me for this.

There's no pressure to this question. There are literally three other people in our house that could've done it. The question that goes with the ring is the difficult one.