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[filigreed]

So my idiot brother pulls me aside yesterday. All secretive and whispery and shit - if you ignore the fact that he's built like a brick shithouse and doesn't know how to speak in anything quieter than a sonic boom.

And you know what this moron's asking? What this dipstick's pulling out of his ass?

24 hours. This fucking idiot's gonna give me 24 hours. To make a fucking engagement ring.

Fuck's wrong with him? Who dropped him on his head as an infant?

Jesus fuck.

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I got it done. But. C'mon.

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[princeofcat]

Excuse you, Luke’s a catch.

Which I hope his betrothed is aware of. Who is this, actually? Do we like them?

[filigreed]

Sure, catch him. But throw him back immediately.

Pax's sister is somehow still dating him. But "betrothed" implies that it won't take Luke another six years of dating to actually pop the question.

[princeofcat]

You’re going to be sisters in law by the time you’re old!!!

[filigreed]

Yes! If Luke doesn't die in a tragic cave-in. Or after forgetting to look both ways when crossing the street.

[princeofcat]

A tragic end is beautiful too