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[filigreed]

So my idiot brother pulls me aside yesterday. All secretive and whispery and shit - if you ignore the fact that he's built like a brick shithouse and doesn't know how to speak in anything quieter than a sonic boom.

And you know what this moron's asking? What this dipstick's pulling out of his ass?

24 hours. This fucking idiot's gonna give me 24 hours. To make a fucking engagement ring.

Fuck's wrong with him? Who dropped him on his head as an infant?

Jesus fuck.

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I got it done. But. C'mon.

Comments

[princeofcat]

Is he finally proposing?
I mean I thought it’d be in person and not by post but this is fine. What should I wear??

[wildchild]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross af.

Also, does the man not understand how time works?

[lockit]

Nothing says romance like a rush job.

[quodpotted]

whats wrong with being a loud beef boy?