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Did we ever determine if Ms. Altizer and Mr. Berzelius were current smooch-partners or not?

This is a mystery y’all are trying to solve?

I think they're flirting just outside the Hermeticism classroom and I need to know just how uncomfortable this will be when they realize I'm in here!

That's pretty messed up because I'm like 90% sure Mr. B is shacked up with Ms. A's (twin?) sister.

Oh, no.

I think I'm trapped in here forever, then.

Kick the door down. Put a stop to that nonsense.

But my letters of recommendation!

If you don't have them already, you aren't getting them.

If they really are flirting, you can blackmail them for even better ones.

That too.

Ms. Altizer went to the best Hermeticism academy in the world! What if she sends a follow-up letter telling them and all of their alumni to blackball me for my shady ways?

Good point. Better let Jupe do her shaving cream thing.

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nublada - 2020-05-28 19:32 (UTC) - Expand

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gasgiant - 2020-05-28 19:38 (UTC) - Expand

hold up i got you i'll get you out of this sitch
can i borrow someone's shaving cream

Should I wear a mask? Or a rain poncho?

that's just good practice all the time honestly
specially if you're getting mega make out spit drops on you
like what type of flirting are we talking here

Like... regular flirting? Not their usual hate-flirting.

I feel like I'm hearing my parents chat each other up through the door.

um
are you sure that's them
and not a boggart or smthn

Yeah, I've seen with my own two eagle eyes Mr. B kiss Ms. A's doppelganger full on the lips.

And I'm not above callin the federales on a couple of cheats, so you better be sure.