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[ecchymotic]

So my mom mailed me like a bunch of articles. And YOU GUYS, the Blob is REAL and it's on display in a zoo in Paris.

It doesn't have a brain, but it still learns things. Which. Relatable. It self-heals. Which. Less relatable, but still impressive. And it doesn't have a mouth, but it's like REAL into oatmeal, apparently? Which, no accounting for taste. But, again, no brain. So. Forgivable. Also it has like 720 sexes? So it's basically a brainless, mutant, gender fluidity icon.

Also, they've found a horrifying, giant (No really: SUPER BIG!) parasitic wasp in Uganda that lays its murder babies INSIDE other insects so they can burst out of their skin later. But that's a totally different story that nobody really wants to deal with.

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what's the point in having children if they don't violently explode from the flesh of another living being, though? i mean, when you come down to it.

[ecchymotic]

I’m going to adopt. Someone else can deal with the flesh explosions. Because. Ew.

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now that you mention it also a solid plan, assuming you're not secretly a wasp

[ecchymotic]

I'll totally make sure to go to therapy to take care of the whole activation protocol thing. Just in case I'm a member of a wasp sleeper cell.