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[ecchymotic]

So my mom mailed me like a bunch of articles. And YOU GUYS, the Blob is REAL and it's on display in a zoo in Paris.

It doesn't have a brain, but it still learns things. Which. Relatable. It self-heals. Which. Less relatable, but still impressive. And it doesn't have a mouth, but it's like REAL into oatmeal, apparently? Which, no accounting for taste. But, again, no brain. So. Forgivable. Also it has like 720 sexes? So it's basically a brainless, mutant, gender fluidity icon.

Also, they've found a horrifying, giant (No really: SUPER BIG!) parasitic wasp in Uganda that lays its murder babies INSIDE other insects so they can burst out of their skin later. But that's a totally different story that nobody really wants to deal with.

Comments

[circuitree]

I want to lick the blob and gain its power

[themurderbird]

I desperately want to see this blob.

What's the wasp called?

[artistree]

Aw, the oatmeal thing humanizes it a little.

[girlbeast]

they're called parasitoid wasps and most are considered to be beneficial to humans because they naturally control agricultural pests

[scarletthatfield]

how'd they even figure out the sexes thing

[recordskip]

the blob: relatable. the wasp: more relatable.