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[fratsquatch]

How we doin this mornin, y’all?

Zettler and I broke the 1997 Quodpot Championship Trophy.

And Ms. Dorkins called my Movember stash ‘stressful.’

Comments

[princeofcat]

Well say the important parts:
A) it was a REALLY good throw
B) also we weren’t the first ones to break it soooo

[fratsquatch]

Yeah, he's right.

We looked SUPER cool and Ms. Min definitely started it.

[princeofcat]

And her old friend

[crowhop]

Ohh?

[fratsquatch]

I don’t want any ‘I-told-ya-sos’ from any of you.

[crowhop]

Ohhhhhhh??

[fratsquatch]

Just because they were old friends doesn’t mean Mayo is right for her.

[crowhop]

Oh who gets it right on the first marriage anyhow

[fratsquatch]

What? I’m gonna.

[crowhop]

I give my first one ten years, max, and that's just because I'm a romantic.

[fratsquatch]

Let’s see you get to ten years, with that attitude.

[princeofcat]

Some Quodpot stars really were born in these halls.

[crowhop]

How good a student you think I need to be to score an invite to their wedding

[princeofcat]

I’m going to auction off my plus one spot, so there’s always that. I figure I’ve got to be, we share a criminal history now.

[crowhop]

Threaten to sell the story to the tabloids.

Or the school paper.

[princeofcat]

Oh, both. Unless she invites the entire current junior class to give a toast at her wedding, absolutely both.

[crowhop]

I wish we committed more crimes as a class, you know? A class that blackmails together is a class that comes back together as a group to take care of the first person to crack. It'll force us to actually attend reunions!

[tristfully]

We should all come together and confess one very personal thing, so that we have leverage over one another.

[princeofcat]

Or just all do a murder together so we all know what we did last summer, that sounds easier.

[tristfully]

It would be easier for you to commit a murder than admit something personal about yourself?

[princeofcat]

With 39 other people,I wouldn't have to do much of the dirty work at all.

[tristfully]

See, that’s why the murder thing will never work. You’d turn us in for immunity at the first chance you got.

[crowhop]

It's okay. We already know that's a hairpiece.

[princeofcat]

Please take that back.

[crowhop]

I'll ask the judge to strike it from the record but the jury's already heard it.