Emergency Bake Sale!

[wrencredible]

Emergency Bake Sale!

what's up?

Uh-oh! A careful review of the books shows Student Council is short on the funds needed to pay off the annual ski trip. To make up the difference, they're holding a last minute emergency bake sale today in the auditorium, taking donated goods from students, staff and locals.

Tons of locals show up to buy goodies throughout the day, and Student Council recruits non-council students to help staff tables. There's even one particular incident with some Malstrom students... Welcome home for the holidays, Malstrom!

Because Clara Puddifoot of the Gastrognome graciously donated a lot of cupcakes, some enterprising member of student council has come up with the brilliant idea to hold a cupcake eating contest. Eat the most cupcakes and win a gift certificate to eat even more sugar. That sounds great, right?

how this works!

⬥ Just a simple IC/OOC to show off some yummies and do some silly RNG.

⬥ Post up what your kiddo brought. Other kiddos can browse and make purchases!

⬥ There's also a cupcake eating contest! Anyone game can pay an entry fee (this is a fundraiser, after all!) and compete for a 100 dragot gift certificate to the Gastrognome.

locations!

🧁 BAKE SALE: Show us the goods!

🧁 CUPCAKE EATING CONTEST: The current world record is 72 cupcakes in six minutes. How do you compare?

🧁 SCENES: Tables of baked goods line the auditorium as students scramble to pull together enough funds for the upcoming ski trip. Locals are on campus today too, bringing both donations and an appetite for sugar.

🧁 OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

Comments

BAKE SALE

[wrencredible]

<b>NAME:</b> <b>WHAT THEY BROUGHT:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE?:</b>

BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[notpoison]

NAME: Laszlo "Trustworthy" Pataki
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: A collection of very modest, slightly ugly looking cupcakes with different colored icing.

• Orange will make you smell like bacon to all canines. Meet new furry friends today!
  
• Green will make you attractive to birds. Get ready to feel like a Disney princess when all those sparrows land on you.
  
• Pink is laced with a love potion, and you'll develop a crush on [character of choice] for a couple hours. Laszlo advises friends to pass on this one, or maybe offer it to someone they like..? He won't judge or tattle.
  
• Purple will make you fall in love with Armani for a couple hours. Specifically Armani.
  
• Blue will give you bad luck for the rest of the day. Have you ever wanted to feel the Quackenbush experience first hand? Now's your chance.

ANYTHING ELSE?: Giving everyone that forced cheerleader smile.

Re: BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[magsmillion]

Do we know that they do or is it all super sekrit?

Re: BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[notpoison]

It's common knowledge that Laszlo sometimes makes baked goods with a little extra, uh, excitement. He won't say which does what unless pressed.

Re: BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[teratophilia]

after this, armani runs over to warn him about malstrom """tampering""" with his cupcakes and suggests throwing them away.

Re: BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[notpoison]

Oh nooooo what a terrible twist of fate. Malstrom just won't forgive him for that foolish mistake so many, many years ago. Must he pay for his immaturity forever?

Laszlo quickly dumps the cupcakes, but does push a green one into Armani's hands first and tells him to eat it if he likes birds.

BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[girlbeast]

Poppy asked if these were special like the Halloween candies.

Re: BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[notpoison]

Laszlo says they're Very Normal by his standards.

Re: BAKE SALE: Laszlo

[sparkling_gem]

Gemma loves cupcakes! She takes an orange one and is delighted when dogs start jumping on her. Of course, she probably thinks it's just her natural charm.

BAKE SALE: Harrison

[illtemperedhart]

NAME: Harrison Hartshorn
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: Extremely cute chocolate and peppermint tree cupcakes.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Do not tell him they are cute. Do not make eye contact with him when he delivers them. Do not acknowledge that he made anything at all.

Re: BAKE SALE: Harrison

[wrencredible]

Bijou absolutely mentions how adorable these are.

Re: BAKE SALE: Harrison

[illtemperedhart]

Bijou please, his hands have never crafted anything cute ever.

Re: BAKE SALE: Harrison

[notpoison]

Laszlo would like to do a cupcake trade. :)

Re: BAKE SALE: Harrison

[illtemperedhart]

Harrison will give him one to leave him alone 😬He doesn't trust him.

Re: BAKE SALE: Harrison

[teratophilia]

"N'aww! There's even little presents under the tree!" He unironically sounds like Linda Belcher.

BAKE SALE: Mags

[magsmillion]

NAME: Magnolia
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: Two trays of petit fours with crows on them
ANYTHING ELSE?: Mags had no idea what this was for. Someone just mentioned needing baked goods and she was bored, so...

Re: BAKE SALE: Mags

[teratophilia]

Armani slliiiiinks by her booth, acting coy. Like he's not here for her attention. "Ohh, I love the crows."

BAKE SALE: Armani

[teratophilia]

NAME: Armani
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: Tiers of cupcakes and macarons. Individually, their design is fairly simply but it's all about presentation !!!! And also quantity. Make more, sell more. Ain't nobody got time to make a hundred artisan cupcakes.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Trying to make a good first impression as JUNIOR CLASS REP.

BAKE SALE: Joop

[gasgiant]

NAME: Jupiter Quigley
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: A dozen strawberry glazed jalapeno cinnamon donuts and a half-dozen apricot pistachio donuts. Each one is pretty massive, about the size of an appetizer plate. There's also a basket of donut holes she's dipped in chocolate ganache and rolled in crushed up oreos since she had leftover dough.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Messy, weird and arguably delicious.

BAKE SALE: Winter

[damnnearkilledem]

NAME: Winter Carmichael
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: A basket of wild foraged mushrooms. All edible, all cleaned, none poisonous. She can't bake for shit.
ANYTHING ELSE?: h e l p i n g

BAKE SALE: Bijou

[wrencredible]

NAME: Bijou Pascal
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: Not much of a cook at all, Bijou made brownies from box mix. But at least she decorated them cute!
ANYTHING ELSE?: Maybe regretting offering to oversee the eating competition.

BAKE SALE: Skip

[recordskip]

NAME: Skip Rider
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: Two trays full of cursed minion cupcakes. They taste of pain, suffering, and also blueberry-vanilla.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Skip put all of his not-considerable home mag-ec skills into making these! The aesthetic is both totally on purpose, and also the best decorating he can do. He knows exactly how far his talents extend.

Re: BAKE SALE: Skip

[teratophilia]

Armani loves cursed objects and buys three of these.

Re: BAKE SALE: Skip

[circuitree]

Cedar bends down way too close to the cupcakes, eyes wide, breathing on the nearest one.

"What are these?" they ask in a raspy whisper. They'll wind up paying for whatever ones they spoke too moistly on.

BAKE SALE: Constanza

[constanza]

NAME: Constanza Wolff
WHAT THEY BROUGHT: Two containers of cannoli, and since it's December she also made a container of mini chocolate panettone.
ANYTHING ELSE?: A good reason to skip classes.