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[magsmillion]

Armani, my beautiful darling, I ate a cupcake that was supposed to make me fall in love with you. But I felt no different, which means I loved you all along. It's a miracle! Where are you, I have presents.

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[teratophilia]

oh???? cupid's taken up baking, huh? and you willingly ate it?

[quodpotted]

you don't like her though right?

[teratophilia]

[magsmillion]

I have competition?

[quodpotted]

[quodpotted]

love isn't a competition

[magsmillion]

Is it not? I do love a good challenge.

[teratophilia]

so right! you know? i really love when everyone gets along!

[recordskip]

it is if you win.

[teratophilia]

of course i do! i like everyone!

[quodpotted]

LIKE like

like Adrian likes Mr Cleans butt

[magsmillion]

[teratophilia]

[numerologest]

I DON'T.

[magsmillion]

One, there was a contest and you know me. And two, I have to support Laszlo's terrible machinations. That's what friends do!

By the way, you are stunningly beautiful, did you know that? I bet you do.

[teratophilia]

oh noo i'm sure it wasn't laszlo. weren't those malstrom kids sneaking around trying to mess with cupcakes earlier?

... but do you really think so? it's the highlighter, i think!

[magsmillion]

Oh, yes, I had forgotten those little bastards. Obviously it's their doing. Laszlo is an angel.

Bien sûr que oui! You are gifted. I could look at you all day.

[teratophilia]

they must've done it to get back at him :( and they thought they could do it by using me. we did try dating for a while and they must've seen us together at the bees festival. but it's not like that anymore. we've decided we're better off as friends, you know? but they don't know that.

that's a high compliment coming from you!! thank you!

[necrodanseuse]

What’s happening.

[magsmillion]

Armani is the most amazing human being, that's what's happening.

[necrodanseuse]

And I know that, but why the sudden profession

[magsmillion]

It's so nice that we are in agreement. As for the timing, I guess I just felt a very sugary compulsion.

[necrodanseuse]

Well [...] be careful.
If I find out you’re messing with him on purpose, I’ll set you on fire so fast.

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

laszlo dosed his cupcakes after i told him i was lonely :(((( isn't he just the sweetest?

Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

Oh I see.

No; that was really lovely of him. I just wish I’d known, imagine if I’d eaten one.
You’re lonely???