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[artistree]

[Sophomores]

I need advice.

What qualities make one like a gerbil?

Question two: what sort of thing looks like a snake with no face?

[Quackenbushes]

Cedar I need one of your rabbit's foots for the game tomorrow. Willow should take one, too.

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Quackenbushes

[circuitree]

What if I NEED THEM

Quackenbushes

[artistree]

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Our psychic link guarantees that you'll at least extract SOME benefit because they're kept within our circle of three?

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Also you can only wear so many around your neck.

Quackenbushes

[circuitree]

They're a CUSHION FOR MY CHEST but I GUESS you guys can have the green ones

Quackenbushes

[artistree]

Oh, house colors. Yes. Thank you, Cedar.

Quackenbushes

[pageantree]

Can I have a blue one?

Quackenbushes

[circuitree]

I HAVE SPOKEN?????

Sophomores

[recordskip]

occasionally eating your own young.

a snake with a severe birth defect that guarantees a short life.

[...] do i want to know what you need this advice for

Sophomores

[artistree]

Not a trait I have, as far as I know.

Hm, I was thinking maybe one of those dog toys that's a tennis balls in a sock? [...] But a weird snake would be a cooler Christmas present.

I received a candygram that said I was like a gerbil. I don't agree, but I want to see if this is something I can correct.

Also the crystal ball told me to get Lionel Lovelace a snake as a Christmas gift. Since we are rivals.

Sophomores

[circuitree]

This is gonna make Billow's wedding SUPER AWKWARD you know

Sophomores

[artistree]

I'm obligated to make it super awkward.

Sophomores

[recordskip]

wait, is willow marrying lionel

i thought he was like your cousin or brother or something

are all gingers not related?

Sophomores

[wrencredible]

The crystal ball thinks the Queen wants a sexy baseball, so I'm not sure how accurate it is.

Sophomores

[artistree]

Okay, what qualities make a baseball sexy?

Sophomores

[recordskip]

hm. do you often sleep in piles of wood shavings or hay, then?

maybe a robot snake. lionel doesn’t seem like someone who would like anything alive, he’s strictly ghosts and machines. and possibly the ghost in the machine

Sophomores

[artistree]

Only when I'm at home.

Robot snake. Hmm. I could probably make something like that. [...] Isn't that a movie?

Sophomores

[wrencredible]

Small, furry, eats cardboard, really long feet?

A worm?

Re: Sophomores

[artistree]

I would not describe my feet as "really long."

But a worm does seem appropriate.

Sophomores

[wrencredible]

How long are your feet? [...] And when was the last time you ate cardboard?

Do you think Lionel wants to start a worm farm?

Sophomores

[artistree]

I wear a size 11? And [...] [..........] not within recent memory.

He doesn't seem like the type? But maybe he's branching out.

Sophomores

[bigshoulders]

How much does your nose twitch.

Sophomores

[artistree]

No more than is normal, I think? I don't know. Have you noticed me twitching my nose more than the average person?

Sophomores

[bigshoulders]

I've never noticed, but I'm making it my personal mission to watch constantly.

Also. Are you a good jumper?

Sophomores

[artistree]

I trust that you and Human Tim will take shifts watching my nose through the night.

Above average, certainly. Maybe we should have a competition.

Sophomores

[chirographic]

More than a mouse, less than a rat.

Sophomores

[artistree]

Hard to say objectively what the pros and cons of each rodent are. I suppose it's a matter of taste?